Lustiger Artikel: The 10 Most Insane Acts of Violence in Kickboxing History

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The 10 Most Insane Acts of Violence in Kickboxing History

Ein paar schnelle Auszüge:

#10: Glaube Feitosa vs. Musashi: Tiger Knee!
"Training in it has given Glaube an arsenal of kicks that is borderline ridiculous -- he fights like your girlfriend does when she beats you at Tekken by slapping the kick buttons."

#2: Ernesto Hoost: 1 Night, 3 Enemies Put in The Hospital
"In his first fight of the night, Ernesto Hoost let a grizzly bear (=Bob Sapp) pound on him until it broke its hand. Then he let Ray Sefo break his leg against him. In the finals he broke Le Banner's arm with a body kick in the third round. Le Banner was in so much pain he forgot which sport he was in and called a time out. The confused referee considered it a knock down and gave Le Banner a standing 8 count. This wasn't quite enough time for his arm bones to mend themselves, so when Hoost kicked it again, Le Banner called another time out.

If there's a word for it when someone is kicking you in your broken arm and you keep coming back, I want to know it so I can scream it during sex."
*g*

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[Mr.Fister]

danke, echt unterhaltsam!

wie geil, ich liebe diese Seite.
#7 erklärt, warum MT so verdammt genial ist

[angHell]

Zitat von CCCCComboBreaker #2: Ernesto Hoost: 1 Night, 3 Enemies Put in The Hospital "In his first fight of the night, Ernesto Hoost let a grizzly bear (=Bob Sapp) pound on him until it broke its hand. Then he let Ray Sefo break his leg against him. In the finals he broke Le Banner's arm with a body kick in the third round. Le Banner was in so much pain he forgot which sport he was in and called a time out. The confused referee considered it a knock down and gave Le Banner a standing 8 count. This wasn't quite enough time for his arm bones to mend themselves, so when Hoost kicked it again, Le Banner called another time out.

Der Terminator!

[Linus]

Herrlich, vielen Dank! Ich kannte die Seite noch nicht.

[netwolff]

Das war echt lustig - meine Kollegen schauen ein wenig seltsam drein, weil ich Tränen in den Augen habe und dämlich grinse, aber das ist es wert
Wobei ich die Beschreibungen von Feitosa und Buakaw am besten finde.