30 signs that you are addicted to BJJ

[Gong Fu]

Falls es hier schon einmal gepostet wurde, sorry!
Ich finde es einfach nur klasse

You know you're addicted if...
1. On your way home after Jiu Jitsu class you always stop to go shopping
so you can show off your kimono and belt.
2. All of your enemies "gotta big mouth!"
3. You begin pronouncing the word Jiu-Jitsu (jew-jit-su) as "zhuzhitsu."
4. You are constantly thinking up a new setup or move that no one has
discovered just so you "can put your name on it."
5. When in bed with your wife or girlfriend you are doing jiu-jitsu
reversals to maneuver her into the position you want.
6. When talking with friends, bosses, or relatives you eye them up and
down to see which would be easier to get on them: the armbar or the choke.
7. You are constantly staring at other people's ears while at bars and
clubs to see who is a grappler.
8. ONLY when you are explaining a move to a friend do you develop a SLIGHT
Brazilian accent.
9. Waiters, waitresses, and the cable guy are all now "my friend, my friend."
10. When you turn over in bed at night you are posting your foot and
sliding your hips to turn instead of just rolling over.
11. You spend hours on end looking at BJJ sites trying to think of things
you can say.
12. You try to get grandma to do a footlock on you.
13. When your family members begin to lose feeling in their joints.
14. Last night you dreamt that Royce Gracie put you in an armbar, and when
you woke up your arm was caught between your desk and the edge of your
bed.
15. When asked how BJJ deals with multiple attackers, you say "I
don’t know, I've never found more than one person dumb enough to
try."
16. You find it fun putting house pets (e.g. dogs and cats) into locks,
chokes, and holds.
17. When you start wanting to test your BJJ skills against big guys at
bars and clubs.
18. It becomes increasingly difficult to say "so your a black belt in Tae
kwon do-- that very impressive," with a straight face.
19. You catch yourself attempting to pass your girlfriends guard.
20. You talk in broken English, even though you're a college graduate.
21. You practice chokes on anyone that turns his back to you.
22. When someone tries to give you a hug you immediately drop into base
and execute a hip throw.
23. When your girlfriend comes over and you greet her with an open guard
instead of a hug.
24. When you find yourself twisting and mangling your ears trying to get
the cauliflower to look cool.
25. You start teaching your 10-month-old baby the mount, the side mount,
and the guard.
26. When breaking joints becomes an everyday thing.
27. When nobody is around, you start doing submissions to your pillow.
28. Your Gi has more patches on it than a whole company of Girl Scout
uniforms.
29. During the winter you wear your Gi top around the house instead of a
sweater or turning on the heat.
30. You are trying to get your friends to the BJJ dojo just to show
them what a great Lion-Killer you have.

Gruss,
Gong Fu

[.Hel]

erkenne mich in einigen dingen sogar wieder

[peter schira]

danke gong fu
@ .Hel
wann kommst du mal wieder zu mir zum training ?
gruß peter

[Jaycee]

LOL... Ist einiges an Wahrheit drin...

Cool...anke....

Gruß

Jaycee

[.Hel]

Zitat von peter wann kommst du mal wieder zu mir zum training ?

würd' mich freuen, wenn ich dich wieder mal besuchen könnte.

doch in nächster zeit habe ich sehr viel zu tun, mit training denn es stehen viele wettkämpfe an.

aber freue mich, und danke für das angebot.

werde mich melden, sobald ich wieder mal zeit habe, udn würde mich sehr freuen, wenn ich mal wieder in köln vorbeischauen könnte.

[StefanS]

Zitat von Gong Fu 7. You are constantly staring at other people's ears while at bars and clubs to see who is a grappler.

[Gordinho]

hat mich einer komplett ausspioniert

[Gong Fu]

Ich sag nur: ZHUZHITSU

Gruss,
Gong Fu

[countcount]

Zitat von Gong Fu 5. When in bed with your wife or girlfriend you are doing jiu-jitsu reversals to maneuver her into the position you want. 6. When talking with friends, bosses, or relatives you eye them up and down to see which would be easier to get on them: the armbar or the choke. 7. You are constantly staring at other people's ears while at bars and clubs to see who is a grappler. 10. When you turn over in bed at night you are posting your foot and sliding your hips to turn instead of just rolling over. 16. You find it fun putting house pets (e.g. dogs and cats) into locks, chokes, and holds. . 18. It becomes increasingly difficult to say "so your a black belt in Tae kwon do-- that very impressive," with a straight face. . 21. You practice chokes on anyone that turns his back to you. 25. You start teaching your 10-month-old baby the mount, the side mount, and the guard.

*unterschreib*

[Kai_]

oha, ich habe mich in 14 punkten wieder erkannt.

Aber ich sage besser nicht in welchen.

Besonders gut haben wir 5. und 18. gefallen


Gruß,
Kai

[***Nakatomi***]

...das kommt dann wohl mal an unseren kühlschrank.
vielen dank

[32 Flavors]

Zitat von Gong Fu 16. You find it fun putting house pets (e.g. dogs and cats) into locks, chokes, and holds.

ooooooooooooops.

Aber man kann bei einer Katze keinen Arm(Pfoten)bar machen das Ding ist echt total zusammenklappbar.

Aber die können auch BJJ ich verweise nur auf:Katzentakedowns

[Seb]

4 Treffer....

[peter schira]

Zitat von Bullzeye hat mich einer komplett ausspioniert

ich
gruß peter

[Gordinho]

Zitat von peter-köln ich gruß peter

hahahha Peter viel glück nochmal hoffentlich klappt alles so wie du es dir vorstellst