CCCCComboBreaker
03-01-2011, 16:42
Falls sie nicht bekannt ist, Cracked ist eine amerikanische Comedy-Website, die allerhand witzige (aber auch lehrreiche) Artikel bringen.
Folgendes ist gerade erschienen, allerdings - logisch - auf Englisch:
The 10 Most Insane Acts of Violence in Kickboxing History (http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-most-insane-acts-violence-in-kickboxing-history/)
Ein paar schnelle Auszüge:
#10: Glaube Feitosa vs. Musashi: Tiger Knee!
"Training in it has given Glaube an arsenal of kicks that is borderline ridiculous -- he fights like your girlfriend does when she beats you at Tekken by slapping the kick buttons."
#2: Ernesto Hoost: 1 Night, 3 Enemies Put in The Hospital
"In his first fight of the night, Ernesto Hoost let a grizzly bear (=Bob Sapp) pound on him until it broke its hand. Then he let Ray Sefo break his leg against him. In the finals he broke Le Banner's arm with a body kick in the third round. Le Banner was in so much pain he forgot which sport he was in and called a time out. The confused referee considered it a knock down and gave Le Banner a standing 8 count. This wasn't quite enough time for his arm bones to mend themselves, so when Hoost kicked it again, Le Banner called another time out.
If there's a word for it when someone is kicking you in your broken arm and you keep coming back, I want to know it so I can scream it during sex."
*g*
Sind auch alle mit Youtube-Links zu den Kämpfen im Artikel.
Folgendes ist gerade erschienen, allerdings - logisch - auf Englisch:
The 10 Most Insane Acts of Violence in Kickboxing History (http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-most-insane-acts-violence-in-kickboxing-history/)
Ein paar schnelle Auszüge:
#10: Glaube Feitosa vs. Musashi: Tiger Knee!
"Training in it has given Glaube an arsenal of kicks that is borderline ridiculous -- he fights like your girlfriend does when she beats you at Tekken by slapping the kick buttons."
#2: Ernesto Hoost: 1 Night, 3 Enemies Put in The Hospital
"In his first fight of the night, Ernesto Hoost let a grizzly bear (=Bob Sapp) pound on him until it broke its hand. Then he let Ray Sefo break his leg against him. In the finals he broke Le Banner's arm with a body kick in the third round. Le Banner was in so much pain he forgot which sport he was in and called a time out. The confused referee considered it a knock down and gave Le Banner a standing 8 count. This wasn't quite enough time for his arm bones to mend themselves, so when Hoost kicked it again, Le Banner called another time out.
If there's a word for it when someone is kicking you in your broken arm and you keep coming back, I want to know it so I can scream it during sex."
*g*
Sind auch alle mit Youtube-Links zu den Kämpfen im Artikel.