Die 10 schlimmsten

[jkdberlin]

The 10 Worst MMA Fights of All Time | Cracked.com

[I´ve sliced Kimbo]

"It looked like two children playing video games with Anderson Silva being controlled by a racist little brat and Demian Maia controlled by a kid whose Internet kept going out. This wasn’t a fight."


wie geil ist das denn??? lol

[Zeylo]

Die Vergleiche sind genial

[Kraken]

ISt ja geil

[Teashi]

Pride put him in the ring with Gilles Arsene, a man who emasculated the French population worse than World War 1. He had no right to be anywhere near a professional fight. He fought like he was washing a delicate load of panties, and knew just enough about grappling to hide like a bitch. Which is what he did. He spent the entire fight in a fetal position while Sakuraba slapped at him and sat on him and tried to think of different ways to pantomime how sorry he was to the crowd.

While a polite Japanese audience waited, Sakuraba took 17 minutes to finally pry a tiny French arm out, and Gilles tapped before the submission was even locked in. France has a history of surrender, but not like this. This would be like France surrendering to Hitler’s mother before she even fucked the goat that got her pregnant. Sakuraba needed to get his career back on track, but this guy wasn’t fit to ask Sakuraba to open a jar for him. Gilles Arsene isn’t tough enough to cry at a sunset without spraining a fallopian tube.

As Nakao pretended to be dead, Heath Herring stormed around the ring, proclaiming that HE’S NOT A HOMO! He sounded less and less convinced as he repeated it. I think he was trying to ward off the invisible wizards that make you gay when your lips touch a boy and he was losing.

[Rocky777]

Hm auch wenns sicher stinkend langweilig ist, kann man irgendwo den Ali Kampf sehen? Davon habe ich bislang nichts gehört..

[.-r4ki``]

Lol verdammt geil geschrieben xD

[Goodfella53]

Hm auch wenns sicher stinkend langweilig ist, kann man irgendwo den Ali Kampf sehen? Davon habe ich bislang nichts gehört..

weiß nicht wo man den sehen kann aber glaub mir da entgeht dir nichts ,
der kleine japaner legt sich die ganze zeit freiwillig auf den boden und tritt nach Ali der wiederrum nicht weiß was er machen soll

edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quQazKRAZYs

[Rocky777]

weiß nicht wo man den sehen kann aber glaub mir da entgeht dir nichts ,
der kleine japaner legt sich die ganze zeit freiwillig auf den boden und tritt nach Ali der wiederrum nicht weiß was er machen soll

edit: YouTube - First fight of M M A of all times !!!ALI vs INOKI in JAPAN 1976

Danke, hätte ich eigentlich selber raus suchen können...

[gast]

Cool danke!

[Riiyou.-]

haha am besten sind die illustrationen
mouthkiss unexpected

[Ayahuasca]

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[toorop]

Danke für die Links, den ersten kenn ich bereits und der ist top.

[netwolff]

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