You don't want your Sifu to say to you...

-I'm going to try to do this lightly.
-That pressure point is located. . .
-Now, throw a punch at me
-Everyone do the next movement in the form, now hold still while I check
-(Only applies if you are a big guy) "I like big guys."
-Today we will work on internal strikes, here hold this phone book against your chest.
-Just one more. . .Ok now just one more. . .
-OK, block the first punch. . .
-I like to call myself a groin technologist.
-So, you want to date my daughter.
-Now, hold this apple in your mouth.
-You punch like David Carradine.
-Very funny.
-I once kicked Bruce Lee's ass.
-Try to catch this arrow.
-Okay, today you're all going to spar *my* sifu, whom, as you all know, I've never managed to beat...
-Right, this will be lots of fun...
-(If you are the current "demonstration toy) Now look what happens when I increase the pressure...
-Come and do forearm conditioning with me...
-'The first of you up from horse stance gets the first round in at the bar...'
-Ok better get the tiger balm
-Last one to finish their punches fights the Sifu...
-I brought A special guest To show us how to you the tiger claw right... ok you can let him out now... ouch he must have been hungry...
-Ok today we are sparring with my undefeated daughter full contact!!!
-Ok This Merdian line is blissful, this one is death - or is it the other way around... lets find out!

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